Pownage 2.0 List

Jesus, why?!?!?!?!?!! Why the hell is there a 500 game list? I mean sure, we all probably feel like the original 100 is missing stuff, but to have it at 500? Madness. Utter madness!!!! Well, let’s embark on the 30 minute journey into my games beaten, shall we?...
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The 2016 Best Picture Nominees Ranked

So, I’ve finally watched all eight of the┬ábest picture nominees from last year. 2016 was a pretty solid year for movies, and I’m glad that I have undertaken this challenge. So far, I think my favorite one has to be The Revenant. The Revenant was amazing. The cinematography...
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May the list go on: PWNRank top 100 Video Games

Yes, yes… I know. I know! Everyone else has done this. But you know what? I don’t give a fuck! Bandwagon time, baby! 1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 2. Half-Life 2 3. Super Mario 64 4. Tetris 5. BioShock 6. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim...
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Brave Exvius (Initial Thoughts)

I know, I know…. We denounced the mobile Final Fantasy games. But you know what? I don’t give a fuck! I’m sitting here at work blogging about a game that I picked up to play at work! Talk about free time! Sheesh… Well, so far, Brave Exvius has...
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Pokemon Go! (Initial Thoughts)

So…. I downloaded Pokemon Go. I know, I know… So did everyone else. The game is a bit on the buggy side, but is definitely entertaining. I initially downloaded the game onto my really shitty LG phone, and it sort of ran… I ended up picking up my...
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Master of Elbert

Ahh… You hear that? That’s the sound of the epic hog squeal over the world. As you all know, we recently went on a camping trip to beautiful Colorado. We searched for cheap hookers, weed, and the second highest peak in the contiguous United States of Fuckin America....
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